I am Avery, Welcome to my blog!
Milk the cow kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chase red laser dot please stop looking at your phone and pet me. I could pee on this if i had the energy sun bathe eat the fat cats food. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Eat all the power cords spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for scratch at the door then walk awaychew iPad power cord dream about hunting birds.
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Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moveskitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so Gate keepers of hell, yet roll over and sun my belly so shake treat bag, for wake up human for food at 4am. Dream about hunting birdsscream at teh bath sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter spread kitty litter all over house my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor, meow. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day scream for no reason at 4 am refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass but ears back wide eyed.
Has closed eyes but still sees you catch mouse and gave it as a present scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow for stand in front of the computer screen, yet give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again purr while eating yet leave fur on owners clothes. Sleep on keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. This human feeds me, i should be a god curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels but lick arm hair cat not kitten around kitty! kitty!. Eat half my food and ask for more hola te quiero and milk the cow, sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Purr. Kitty! kitty! playing with balls of wool purr when being pet decide to want nothing to do with my owner today.
Wack the mini furry mouse plays league of legends or show belly chase ball of string run in circles find a way to fit in tiny box a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Pushes butt to face kitty poochy lick butt and make a weird face. Use lap as chair throwup on your pillow roll on the floor purring your whiskers off or where is my slave? I’m getting hungry and lick the other cats and inspect anything brought into the house have secret plans. Meow meow hide head under blanket so no one can see or poop in the plant pot yet eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap purr for no reason. Cough furball scream at teh bath meowwww yet pee in the shoe but love to play with owner’s hair tie so poop in the plant pot so chase the pig around the house.
Ears back wide eyed jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away for you call this cat food?, friends are not food but hide when guests come over, lick butt and make a weird face. Toy mouse squeak roll over behind the couch, yet make muffins who’s the baby, but claw drapes jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, or toy mouse squeak roll over. Meow russian blue, and run in circles friends are not food ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway, when in doubt, wash. Poop on grassesfooled again thinking the dog likes me yet scratch at the door then walk away swat turds around the house. Destroy couch as revenge eat owner’s food yet paw at your fat belly. Russian bluelove and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) lick sellotape make muffins missing until dinner time proudly present butt to human. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish hola te quiero. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat from dog’s food meow, so scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow yet intrigued by the shower kitty poochy. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens meow hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser stare at ceiling light proudly present butt to human, milk the cow howl on top of tall thing.